Adult Adam: [v.o.] As my mom's big night stole the spotlight from Linda, Pop-Pop was about to put on a show of his own.
Barry: Joyce is gonna love your new look.
Pop-Pop: What have you done to my hair? I look like that Italian fella on that show with the leather jacket and the thumbs.
Barry: Exactly. An elderly Fonzie.
Pop-Pop: And what's with this sweater? Sophia Loren couldn't fill this out.
Adam: It was my mom's, but don't worry. The tag says "unisex." [accordion wheezing] You look good. Fine. Different. You're gonna be great.