Joanne: I got one. [sings] # We did the bob # We did the apple bob #
Geoff: That's just "Monster Mash" with different words.
Joanne: Nuh-uh. It's about apples.
Geoff: Why is this something you needed immediately? Aren't you kind of focused on becoming a doctor?
Barry: Why do I have to just be one thing? Can't I be Dr. Big Tasty, MD?
Geoff: Sure, you can. But I don't think you're gonna get a lot of patients.
Barry: I'll get all the patients! Even your stupid eye patients. I'll cure their blindness with my bedside manner and crazy syncopation.
Geoff: What?
Barry: Let me clear it up for you. I need an international smash! Topic, cobwebs. Go!
Geoff: I love you, Barry, but I think you're wasting your time. And mine.
Barry: Fine! But every year during this time, you'll have to explain to your kids, "I know the guy who wrote that song, but I wouldn't support him by coming up with the idea and writing it for him!"