Quote from Adam in The Hunt for the Great Albino Pumpkin
Adult Adam: [v.o.] With that, my Halloween was back on. Sort of. Pop-Pop: Let's just get this over with. I don't like looking like a Canadian. Adam: Also, your cardigan isn't exactly screaming "scary." Pop-Pop: You want to know what's really scary? I had three UTIs this year, so hustle up. I'm gonna have to take a tinkle soon. Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so began the worst Halloween movie ever. [montage:] Pop-Pop: How am I gonna murder in this? My face is so hot. Pop-Pop: Won't they know the goalie did it? Pop-Pop: So he's killing the campers. Can't say that I blame him. Sleeping on the ground like a bunch of schnooks.