Adult Adam: [v.o.] With that, my Halloween was back on. Sort of.
Pop-Pop: Let's just get this over with. I don't like looking like a Canadian.
Adam: Also, your cardigan isn't exactly screaming "scary."
Pop-Pop: You want to know what's really scary? I had three UTIs this year, so hustle up. I'm gonna have to take a tinkle soon.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so began the worst Halloween movie ever.
[montage:]
Pop-Pop: How am I gonna murder in this? My face is so hot.
Pop-Pop: Won't they know the goalie did it?
Pop-Pop: So he's killing the campers. Can't say that I blame him. Sleeping on the ground like a bunch of schnooks.