Beverly: Did you not hear his beautiful song? That is how much he wants you.
Dean Martin: Hold on. You're his mother, and you put him up to this?
Beverly: Damn right I did. My baby knows what he wants, and I want him to have it.
Adam: Mom, please! Remember what Mr. Glascott said about doing this on my own?
Beverly: To hell with Glascott. I got accepted into this school with barely a high school diploma.
Dean Martin: Wait, you applied to NYU so you could go to college with your son, and you got in?
Beverly: Let's just say I get what I want, and right now, I want you to do your [bleep] job! That blazer's disgusting.