Beverly: [gasps] It's from my father's attorney.
Bill Lewis: Attorney, you say?
Erica: It's postmarked for almost two months ago.
Barry: My real inheritance! Pops gave me that dumb pen so I can endorse the $10,000, gold certificate that clearly fits inside this!
Murray: Ah, give it to me. Moron. "Dear Goldberg Family, this letter is to inform you that it was Albert Solomon's final wish "that you join together in spreading his ashes in his favorite place."
Barry: That's it? Check the back for a treasure map or a deed to a silver mine.
Murray: Nothin'.