Adult Adam: [v.o.] So, it was a rocky start. Good news was, prom could only get better from here. Or so I thought.
Dave Kim: Look who finally made it... Mr. No Limo.
Adam: That's really clever, and at my expense, for some reason.
Dave Kim: Drama. I guess someone's upset we're wearing the same thing.
Adam: It's a tuxedo, Dave Kim. We're all wearing the same thing.
Dave Kim: Woof. Someone's obsessed with me. [laughter]
Adam: You're lucky to even be here tonight, Dave Kim.
Dave Kim: Yikes. You're clearly jealous 'cause you're not King Nerd anymore.
Adam: "King Nerd"?
Dave Kim: Another socially challenged gent landed a smokeshow, and you can't handle the new power dynamic.
Adam: You didn't "land" Sydney. I paid her to ask you to prom! [music stops]
Johnny Atkins: Whoa. That's as cold as these berry parfaits.
Mr. Woodburn: Hey! Food backpack? Nice.