Murray: Why are you calling your girlfriend stupid?
Adam: Maybe 'cause she's so much better than I am. I mean, look at her out there. She hasn't said a word yet, and the audience is spellbound.
Murray: You don't want to support your girlfriend? Actors make a lot of money. Lee Majors... two swimming pools and a helicopter.
Adam: I don't care about Lee Majors. I'm consumed by jealousy. I actually considered untying a sandbag and killiing Matt Schernecke, but the knot was too complicated.
Murray: Adam, do you know why I'm here?
Adam: 'Cause Mom sent you.
Murray: Yes. But I'm also here to support you in your big moment. That's what you do for people you love. So, break an egg.
Adam: It's "break a leg."
Murray: I don't care.