Barry: I trust you heard the news, and I'm sure we're all thinking the same thing.
Matt: That this is a vicious ploy by the NFL to undermine labor unions?
Barry: No, that I should try out for the replacement Eagles! Who better than me?
Naked Rob: Someone that's played organized football before?
Geoff: So, Barry, you're just gonna call up the Eagles and announce you want to play for them?
Barry: I already did that, and they very rudely informed me they're having open tryouts.
Matt: You're really doing this? And we're just gonna ignore the potential life-altering injuries you might suffer?
Barry: Shh, Matt Bradley. Men are talking. Soon, I'll be giving postgame interviews in just a towel and fending off sexy sideline reporters.
Geoff: What a fun bunch of steps to skip! Well, if nothing else, your dad will be into it.
Barry: I'm doing this solely for my love of the game.
Geoff: Bar...
Barry: This has nothing to do with my father's missing love. Heisman! Hyah! Look how fast!