Bill Lewis: Wow. I've never seen your old man give a gift to anyone.
Barry: It's pretty special. When I win the Super Bowl, he'll be the second person I thank, right after my wife, Paula Abdul Goldberg.
Vic: The person you should be thanking is the good Lord above for watching over you and making sure that you are not violently killed tomorrow.
Barry: But long snapper's one of the safest positions on the field.
Bill Lewis: There's no such thing on the cruel and unforgiving gridiron.
Vic: In high school, I got tackled so hard, I lost three days. I missed Ann-Margret on The Flintstones as Ann-Margrock. Also, my grandmama's funeral.
Bill Lewis: You see this dent in my skull? I got that from my time on the turf. Now I can taste colors and smell feelings. [sniffs] Sad.