Geoff: Why would you even help me? Aren't we competitors?
Barry: I'm gonna win by an embarrassing margin, but I can help you come in a distant second. So, what have you got so far?
Geoff: Guess I was just gonna talk about my interests, my hobbies, maybe throw out a coy wink.
Barry: Bor-ing! Women want danger and agility, like a man surprise-backflipping out of a bush.
Geoff: Being upside-down makes me throw up.
Barry: Let's start from scratch. Imagine Geoff is a naked, faceless mannequin.
Geoff: Please don't.
Barry: What would you put on that mannequin to make it a cool, rugged man?