Beverly: Adam! Can you believe this? They want me to resign!
Adam: Welp, it was a good run.
Beverly: Wait, why are you not as grievously wounded as I am?
Adam: 'Cause they don't like you and they're taking it out on me! I had three pop quizzes today, and no one else in the class had to take them.
Beverly: Okay, this weekend was a rocky start, but I can still fix it.
Adam: No! Coach Nick made me varsity quarterback. I have a game on Friday, and no one can find a helmet small enough. And can't you just fire her? Sorry, Mom, but you get it.
Principal Ball: Unfortunately, I can't. Our Quaker founders, in their infinite wisdom, made the Warden answerable only to God.
Beverly: And until I hear Her complain, I'm not going anywhere. That's right. God is a woman.
Adam: Oh, you think that's the thing I'm focusing on? I have to learn something called the wishbone offense!