Adult Adam: [v.o.] While my mom refused to quit, the Mr. Ships Ahoy pageant was just getting started. And most of that talent revolved around muscles. Really big muscles.
Barry: When I get up there, these ladies won't know what hit them. Hopefully not these knives.
Geoff: Wait, what is your talent?
Jean Jacobs: Up next, Barry Goldberg!
Barry: Ladies! I need a volunteer. [silence] Okay, your loss. [throws knife] Really should have practiced this. [chuckles] [man grunts in pain]