Jenny: Hi, I'm Jenny, your cruise director. How can I help you get settled?
Beverly: We just got the shocking news that this is an Arctic tour, so we were wondering if there's anything fun to do on board.
Jenny: Sometimes you can get a glimpse of the Northern Lights.
Beverly: Oh, that's something. Is it beautiful?
Jenny: I wouldn't know. But I've only been on this ship for many years.
Beverly: Follow-up question... why the [bleep] would anyone go on a trip like this?
Jenny: We have HBO.