Quote from Murray in Hanukkah On the Seas
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Sometimes a white lie can solve a problem. And other times, all you need is the truth. Pop-Pop: Can I sit? Murray: Why? So you can pretend to be my dad so I'll give you money? Pop-Pop: All right, fine. I'm a jerk. Murray: We're on the same page. Pop-Pop: Yeah, let me finish. I'm a jerk, so people don't stick around. See, I thought that was okay. But I'm getting older. The other day, I couldn't get my groceries upstairs, and I figured no one's gonna help me. Why would they? Murray: So, you took me on this cruise so I'd give you money? For what? Pop-Pop: I don't know. Maybe a nurse? Or someplace that has bars in the shower? I don't know. It's all terrible. M;What's terrible is that you think you have to bribe me to take care of you. Pop-Pop: What do you mean? Y-You'd do it for nothing? Murray: Of course I will. You're my father. Pop-Pop: Thank you. And now, uh, not for nothing, I enjoyed myself on this tub, uh, with you. Murray: We had some moments. Pop-Pop: Yeah, we did.