Barry: I gave everyone nicknames while you were gone, but don't worry, you got one. You're "No Show."
Geoff: "No Show"?
Barry: I have other options... Jersey Guy, Geoffrey Come Lately, St. Elsewhere, Off Ramp, the White Shadow, Figment, Mysterio, Invisible Man, King Gone, The Misser, The Great Flake, Mr. Missed It.
Geoff: I don't want to be called any of those!
Barry: "No Show" it is!
Geoff: I've missed everything.
Barry: You have! Did you know Neil and Lauren are a couple now?
Geoff: I don't even know who you're talking about.
Barry: Sorry... Woodchip and The Wolf.
Geoff: Okay, if I don't know who they are, then how would I know their nicknames?
Barry: Hey, don't get mad at me, No Show. You're the one who lives off campus.
Geoff: But I didn't choose that.