Barry: What's all this nerdery?
Adam: Jackie's off to college, so I'm putting together a care package. We're being super mature about her leaving and taking it as it goes.
Barry: That'll never work. Trust me. What you need is my foolproof plan that guarantees you guys end up together. Grab a pen.
Adam: No.
Barry: First, you go to college pre-med. Once you graduate, there's medical school, an internship, residency, and boom! I'm a radiologist! At some point during the 1990s, you visit her at her place of business. And wow Lainey with the impressive adult you've become.
Adam: You just said "Lainey", this is clearly your plan.
Barry: Do you like it?
Adam: I think it's half-baked, and highly unlikely to succeed.