Lou Schwartz: Howdy.
Linda Schwartz: Peace, love.
Beverly: What the hell is on your bodies right now?
Lou Schwartz: This is what you call a tied-dye. Geoff made it for us in a tub in the backyard.
Beverly: So, I take it Geoff told you about the silly road trip?
Linda Schwartz: Actually, it was Erica, and we think it's a wonderful idea.
Erica: 'Sup? All I had to do to convince them that Geoff needed a break was show them his Filofax.
Lou Schwartz: You live your life to the fullest this summer, boychik. Do it for all the stressed-out Schwartz men who came before you.