Coach Nick: Hey! Don Juan! We're in the middle of class!
Woman: Cupid-Gram for Adam Goldberg.
Adam: Jackie, this is too much.
Jackie: Those aren't from me.
Adam: What? But then who-
Coach Nick: "To my little schmoopaloo"
Adam: Oh, balls! Stop!
Coach Nick: "I know you're all grown up, but you'll never be too old to be mama's number-one mushy-tushed Valentine baby."
Adam: But the next sentence says, "Just kidding, I'm your mom, and I have clear boundaries."