Quote from Geoff in Major League'd
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, this is 100% true. My oldest sibling snuck off on a romantic getaway and actually did this to my dad's car. Erica: Oh, God! Geoff: What are we gonna do? Cars don't just fall off cliffs at scholastic award shows! Erica: Forget the awards! My dad's car just rolled off a cliff! Geoff: Oh, my dad's gonna kill me! Please make sure some nice lady gets my eyes! Promise me!