Mike: Wow, there's so much here. Uh, you're an "unpaid assistant to a primate physician." W well, I love monkeys, so what's it like to work with them?
Barry: It's good. [nods]
Mike: Care to elaborate?
Barry: Uh, they love throwing barrels and stuff.
Mike: Barrels?
Barry: Yeah, it's annoying, 'cause you just got to save your girlfriend and then jump over rolling barrels, but luckily, they break apart when you whack 'em with a mallet.
Mike: We're talking about Donkey Kong, aren't we?
Barry: Yes! I'm sorry. It's a lie, all of it! I I don't deserve to be in Tufts.