Erica: Okay, so here's what it takes to become a lawyer. First, you'll have to get ready for the LSATs.
Beverly: Well, I can LSAT or L-stand. I can do it all. [chuckles] Seriously, what is that?
Erica: It's the Law School Admissions Test, which takes about four months to prepare for. And after that, you apply to law school, which is three years.
Beverly: Even for a proven legal eagle like me? I mean, I could've been a lawyer. That's got to count for something.
Erica: It doesn't. Moving on.