Adult Adam: [v.o.] And with that, my dad spun all of my brother's antics into resume gold. His bad BMX-ing became-
Murray: School cycling team.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Goofing off in the gymnasium became-
Murray: Gymnast!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Trying to eat an apple in one bite became-
Murray: Head of the Isaac Newton Society.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Doing whatever this is became-
Murray: Gravity experiments elective.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Just walking became-
Murray: Hall monitor!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] His lifelong obsession with Donkey Kong became-
Murray: Unpaid assistant to a primate physician.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And dressing as a pirate became-
Murray: Pirate!