Murray: The trick is to take a nugget of truth, and you spin it a little. You do play a lot of sports, right?
Barry: Hockey, wrestling, football.
Murray: Moron, if you played a bunch of sports, why aren't any of them on your college resume?
Barry: A variety of reasons, but mostly 'cause of unsuccessful tryouts.
Murray: So you played all three for a little bit, so you're at least a three-letter varsity player, and an MVP.
Barry: I never won MVP.
Murray: You never won Most Valuable Player, but "MVP" could stand for anything.
Barry: Like Magic Velvet Pants?
Murray: Who wins Magic Velvet Pants?
Barry: I don't know. A genie? Should we put down that I'm a genie, too?