Quote from Barry in I Coulda Been a Lawyer
Murray: The trick is to take a nugget of truth, and you spin it a little. You do play a lot of sports, right? Barry: Hockey, wrestling, football. Murray: Moron, if you played a bunch of sports, why aren't any of them on your college resume? Barry: A variety of reasons, but mostly 'cause of unsuccessful tryouts. Murray: So you played all three for a little bit, so you're at least a three-letter varsity player, and an MVP. Barry: I never won MVP. Murray: You never won Most Valuable Player, but "MVP" could stand for anything. Barry: Like Magic Velvet Pants? Murray: Who wins Magic Velvet Pants? Barry: I don't know. A genie? Should we put down that I'm a genie, too?