Beverly: Well, as long as you live under my Santa-less roof, you are a Hanukkah boy and always will be.
Barry: No! My whole life, I've lived in the only dark, undecorated house on the block. Now, thanks to Lainey, I get to soak in how the Christmas half lives.
Beverly: I don't care if you marry the Pope's sister. The only thing you're gonna be soaking in is this. [sweater clicks, "I Have A Little Dreidel" plays]
Barry: [sweater clicks, "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" plays]
Geoff: Oh, man! They're having a holiday sweater-off.
Erica: Calm down, Geoff. This may be the least important thing that's ever happened.