Quote from Adam in The Living Room: A 100% True Story
Beverly: Damn it, Adam! These things are priceless. Look where you're going. Adam: No way! I can't make direct eye contact. They'll come to life and take me. Beverly: Okay, just put it down. You're being ridiculous. Adam: Can't we just leave them on the curb? The owls had a family, and they deserve to get closure.