Beverly: What's happening? Why is no one getting in on that bargain basement price?
Auctioneer: You know, if you really wanted this to sell, you would let me lower the price to something like $200. There you go. $200, going once.
Beverly: That is highway robbery! Essie, quick! Bid $100,000.
Essie Karp: I'm not doing that.
Beverly: Why?
Essie Karp: Honestly, 'cause that couch looks like it belongs in a bordello.
Beverly: Fine. Virginia! You always do what I say. Bid right now.
Virginia Kremp: But I don't want to.
Beverly: This fidgety blond woman wants to bid $100,000.
Virginia Kremp: I really don't!
Auctioneer: No, she really doesn't.