Adam: No, I won this fair and square. I mailed in over 600 entries.
Pops: Whoa! Where'd you get the dough for all that postage?
Adam: Dad gave me all his stamps.
Pops: Those stamps aren't for mailing. They're for admiring.
Adam: Chill! I thought of everything. See, when I win the contest, I get thousands of dollars in toys. I'll just sell a few bikes and Nintendos and buy back all of Dad's stamps.
Pops: That actually makes a shred of sense.