Barry: Okay, everyone shut your faces. Dad, I've decided who I'm gonna be in "Fiddler on the Roof" so you can finally be my sports theater Dad.
Pops: His sports what?
Murray: Don't ask.
Barry: I shall be Lazer Wolf.
Murray: Stop! The play's over!
Barry: Ahh. You're trying to motivate me. Well, Lazer Wolf never quits 'cause he's got lasers!
Murray: Moron! Lazar Wolf is the respected town butcher.
Barry: [howls]
Pops: I don't know what any of that was.
Murray: It's for the best.