Miss Cinoman: Adam, is your dad gonna be here the whole time?
Adam: I don't know, man. He took the week off work. The whole thing's been off the rails from the start.
Murray: I just want my kid to have a shot at the bigs.
Miss Cinoman: Fine. If you pipe down, I'll make him the understudy for Tevye. Does that work for you?
Adam: So that means I'll have no lines and get to just hang in the wings? 'Cause yeah, that super works.
Murray: Whoo! It's on now! You better watch your back, fake Tevye. 'Cause we're comin' for ya.
Adam: Dad, stop making veiled threats to Matt Schernecke.
Matt Schernecke: They're kind of not veiled at all.
Adam: I'm so sorry.