Beverly: I'm sorry, Geoffrey. As a yenta, I have to tell you, she is trying to keep you from going to UCLA.
Geoff: C'mon, Erica would never do that.
Erica: Who you gonna believe? Your adoring girlfriend or this needy blond-helmeted guilt monster?
Geoff: You, obviously. Our love is built on an unbreakable trust that I cherish more than-
Erica: Damn it, it's me! I'm a terrible person, and you should just flimjam away from me as fast as you can.
Geoff: Oh, my God. My girlfriend would actually tank my future just to be with me? You love me so much, and I love you, too!
Beverly: Did not see that coming.