Jackie: So, you're not gonna even audition? I wanted us to be Golde and Tevye. They're the power couple of peasant Russia. Like Luke and Laura, but sadder.
Adam: Sorry, girl. As long as it's "Fiddler on the Roof," I ain't doing it.
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Murray: You're doing it.
Adam: But you hate all musicals with every fiber of your being.
Murray: Of course! They're long and boring, and they're about cats or painting wagons. But "Fiddler on the Roof"? The best.
Adam: Well, it reminds me of Pops' sad relatives who visit us from the old country. Their clothes are all schmutzy and smell like turnips.
Murray: Adam, you have to do this play. Our people have a few special things we're all proud of Sandy Koufax, The Fonz, Sammy Davis Jr., and "Fiddler on the Roof."