Coach Mellor: All right. Welcome to third-period gym, freshmen through seniors. Now, to any of you younger, spindly-armed students worried about the insane disparity of height and weight in this class, I say, what are ya gonna do?
Barry: Suggestion, Coach. Perhaps the younger, dorkier students should wear shin guards and helmets, because I will bring the thunder.
Adam: Oh, balls. You're in this class?
Coach Mellor: Looks like we got ourselves a classic brother versus brother showdown.
Adam: No, we don't.
Barry: You know it.
Coach Mellor: This is why I snap on these blue shorts every day.