Barry: Mother, you relentlessly and unrealistically support my dreams more than anyone, right?
Beverly: Mmm. Of course I do, Pumpkin. Not to overstate it, but I'd like to bottle you up and sell you at Bergdorf's.
Barry: That's why I need your help to make sure I become a fully licensed and accredited doctor before Lainey leaves for college.
Beverly: Um, Boopie? It takes years to become a doctor.
Barry: But Doogie is 16 and already does that thing when he yells "Clear!", then shoots lightning into some dude's heart.
Beverly: That sounds fun. But you're still just a boy in high school.