Adam: Dad, today I became a man.
Murray: Go brag to your friends and your grandpa. That's not a "me" thing.
Adam: No, no. I got a job.
Murray: A real one?
Adam: Yep, at my favorite place in the world, the arcade.
Murray: All my children have jobs? This is my dream. I close my eyes, and this is what I see.
Adam: That's a sad dream, but you have a sad life, so I get it.