Beverly: Hey, boopie. Whatcha doing?
Erica: Just noodling on a new song.
Beverly: Oh, yeah? What's it about?
Erica: A boy who can't see what's right in front of him.
Beverly: Well, I know a pretty cool boy you could write a song about.
Erica: Who?
Beverly: Judah Maccabee.
Erica: Does he go to Lincoln?
Beverly: No, he's been dead for 2,000 years.
Erica: Ew!
Beverly: And he's the hunky warrior who saved Hanukkah! He booted the Greeks out of the temple in Jerusalem. He's the reason for the season.