Ms. Cinoman: After an exhilarating weekend in New York City I stayed in a hostel I have decided to change the musical from that sappy schlock fest that is "The Wizard of Oz" and tackle the greatest musical sensation of our generation.
Adam: But don't we, like, need permission from Andrew Lloyd Webber to do his show?
Ms. Cinoman: We do, and he's granted it to us.
Adam: What?!
Ms. Cinoman: In spirit. Look, do you want to be a giant wussbag for the rest of your life or be a star?