Dave Kim: I know I keep saying this, man, but I don't know about this, man.
Adam: Shut up, Dave Kim.
Adam: My only choice is to turn these obviously fake hickeys into a convincing paintball injuries.
[Paintball gun fires] Oh, balls! Balls! Oh, balls! It hurts. It hurts so bad! Next time, warn me.
Dave Kim: Thought it would be better to surprise you. Ready?
Adam: [Paintball gun fires] Ohh! It hurts worse. It's worse when you prepare! Don't let me prepare.
Go back to the other way. [Paintball gun fires] Oh, man! Manisewitz! [Paintball gun fires] Sorry! "Funky Cold Medina"! [Paintball gun fires] So sorry. Mommy! Mommy!