Pops: Ah, Murray, perfect timing. Come over here, take a seat. I want you to look at that handsome young man and tell me what you see.
Murray: Someone who was still able to drop his pants in peace.
Pops: No. This is a photo of your first dance, your first act as a married man, and you're not even moving.
Murray: I moved plenty that day. I walked down the aisle, I stepped on the glass, I walked back up the aisle. I was a regular Carl Lewis.