ROTC Co-ordinator: Morning, gentlemen. Interested in joining up with ROTC? I need able-bodied leaders with fire in their bellies looking to make a difference.
Barry: That's so weird. I'm an able-bodied person with a fiery belly who's ready to fly your jets and push your envelopes, and play shirtless beach volleyball.
ROTC Co-ordinator: What?
Barry: It's proven to be a nice diversion from the pressures of flight school.
ROTC Co-ordinator: What's your name, son?
Barry: Barry Norman Goldberg. Nickname not yet decided. You'll be amazed by our strength and determination, sir.