Pops: Tough day at the office, kiddo?
Adam: The worst. I got the lead in the musical.
Beverly: Schmoo, that's fantastic. That's all you've ever wanted.
Adam: Not any more. My face is breaking out, my pits are stinking, and my voice is very, very unpredictable. I finally get the part of a lifetime and I'm just gonna humiliate myself.
Pops: Ah, yes. The wondrous journey through puberty.
Adam: It's not wondrous. It's awful.