Quote from Geoff in A Chorus Lie
Geoff: Greetings and salutations. A lovely home you've got here. Murray: What's going on? Why are you talking like a jack-ass? Geoff: Erica said she wanted a Christian Slater, so here I am. I know it's a long-shot, but I just think your daughter's amazing. And if you approve, I'd love to take her to Homecoming. Murray: Erica! You've got a gentleman suitor. Geoff: You're one of the good ones, Mr. G.