Quote from Coach Mellor in Goldbergs Feel Hard
Coach Mellor: Son, I've been here a long time and I've seen kids pull that fire alarm for a lot of different reasons. What's yours? Pop quiz in chemistry? Adam: No. Coach Mellor: Arousing daydream? Adam: No! Coach Mellor: Inner-fart that fooled you? Adam: Worse. Coach Mellor: Ooh. I'm intrigued.