Quote from Adam in The President's Fitness Test
Coach Mellor: You have Osgood-"Shladder" disease? Adam: Actually, it's pronounced "Schlotter", and there's an article attached. My hamstrings and ligaments aren't keeping up with my bones. I'm growing too fast. Coach Mellor: You're growing too fast? Where? Adam: It's all in the note. Coach Mellor: You really expect me to believe your mother wrote this note? Adam: Yes, 'cause she actually did.