Quote from Murray in The Return of the Formica King
Adult Adam: [v.o.] While my sister was kicking me out, my dad was kicking back at the office, until this guy moseyed in... Formica Mike, the Formica King, my dad's local furniture-shop rival. He was gaudy, tacky, and my dad couldn't stand him. Mike: Hello, Murray Goldberg. Murray: What do you want? Mike: It's not what I want. It's what I'm offering... an invitation to break bread. Vic: I'll break a stale loaf over your head. Murray: Vic, come on. Vic: I'm sorry, but I will not fall victim to this man's shenanigans. Have you seen his commercials? I can't trust a man who dresses like a mattress. Mike: Oh, you saw my spots? Listen, does it look weird when that couple's lying on top of me? Vic: No. Narratively, it worked fine. I'm responding to the costume.