Coach Mellor: You boys are in luck. Not only are you being trained by a pickleball champion, but that champion happens to have his own court. Ha-ha!
Adam: Uh, you mean this sad dirt patch?
Barry: And the net's all broken.
Adam: You don't need a net. I don't know anything about pickleball, but I'm pretty sure you do.
Barry: It's, like, the only thing you need.
Coach Mellor: [whistle blows] Let's get to work.