Quote from Adam in Pickleball
Principal Ball: Pickleball! The sport of kings! This is William Penn's last championship pickleball team. Anyone look familiar? Adam: Is that Vidal Sassoon? Principal Ball: That's me... Earl "Mr. March" Ball. March was the month for the tri-state pickleball finals, hence the sobriquet. Adam: I mostly follow. Nice hair. What happened? Principal Ball: Time. She's a cruel thief. She took my golden locks but also my precious pickleball from the fore of mainstream sports. Adam: Come on. Pickleball was never a thing. Principal Ball: How dare you? It swept the nation! Adam: You seem fired up for some reason, so I'll match your emotion. Let's do this giant ping-pong thing! Principal Ball: That's the spirit!