Principal Ball: Pickleball! The sport of kings! This is William Penn's last championship pickleball team. Anyone look familiar?
Adam: Is that Vidal Sassoon?
Principal Ball: That's me... Earl "Mr. March" Ball. March was the month for the tri-state pickleball finals, hence the sobriquet.
Adam: I mostly follow. Nice hair. What happened?
Principal Ball: Time. She's a cruel thief. She took my golden locks but also my precious pickleball from the fore of mainstream sports.
Adam: Come on. Pickleball was never a thing.
Principal Ball: How dare you? It swept the nation!
Adam: You seem fired up for some reason, so I'll match your emotion. Let's do this giant ping-pong thing!
Principal Ball: That's the spirit!