Adam: Well, it's not like I need a stupid varsity letter to get into film school.
Principal Ball: Au contraire.
Adam: [gasps] Balls!
Principal Ball: And balls may be exactly what you need, Mr. Goldberg. You need to round out your personal journey with some athletic challenges.
Adam: But people who make movies don't care about sports.
Principal Ball: Not true. Alfred Hitchcock... Star tailback. Ron Howard... Decathlete. Ridley Scott... Hockey goon.
Adam: That all seems super wrong. But are you saying if I don't get a varsity letter, I won't get into film school?
Principal Ball: I'm not not saying that. Luckily, I'm heading up a revival of a storied William Penn athletic institution.