Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yeah, my mom's cookbook chronicled some of the least-healthy recipes known to man. Strangely, no publishers wanted it.
Beverly: These rejection letters are so hurtful and specific. "A dietary Vietnam"? "Pure poison"? "A culinary kick to the crotch!"
Pops: On the bright side, getting mail is fun.
Beverly: And these are from the crappy, independent publishers that make nonsense like textbooks and Bibles for children.